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lol, NOW I know where the other MVPs must be listed! This was just too
funny to resist posting. Sorry, I can't give you the URL; others say
that would be spamming and I must not spam.
It is funny, though. And you can find it easily with Google; I just
checked. I apologize in advance because I know it'll really irk a few
of you, but ... the rest of you enjoy:
"M.V.P. Rules and Regulations
1.. Must be female between the ages of 18 - 35
2.. Must be a legal resident of the United States
3.. There will be no refunds given under any circumstances
4.. Delegates will not hold the pageant, hotel, or church Affiliated
sponsors, liable for any illness or injury incurred while attending the
pageant or during her reign
5.. The judges decisions are final
6.. Delegates must be a current member in good standing with a Christ
centered church
7.. All delegates must submit a character reference letter from their
pastor or clergy member at the time of interview to determine
qualification
8.. Delegates agree to represent MVP, their affiliates and sponsors
with the highest moral character and certify that they have not been
convicted of any felonies and shall not engage in any illegal, immoral,
unpartisan, or unethical behavior. Such conduct will result in
disqualification and/or revocation of title and prizes
9.. All delegates must confess a personal relationship with Jesus
Christ as Lord and Savior
10.. Delegates who are currently married must not be separated or
divorced at any time during her reign
11.. Unmarried delegates may not be pregnant at any time in the year
in which the application process, competition or reign as a titleholder
or queen
12.. Delegates must give full permission to MVP to use photographs and
other materials for promotional purposes including online promotional
purposes
13.. All title holders must present themselves as a living testimony
of Christ likeness, as an example before others
14.. You are not a "Beauty Queen" and therefore the Crown/Title is not
as important as the honor of Evangelism to reach, teach, and share your
testimony to your community and the world
15.. Representing the Lord through your title
16.. All delegates must complete the duties and responsibilities of
the title by fulfilling the mission of the pageant to recruit
contestants, seek supporters and sponsors, and promote their titles
17.. . Delegates grant MVP executive board members permission to
conduct a thorough background check
18.. . Delegates must understand that if you win the pageant you are
ineligible to re-enter this pageant"
From:
Ms Virtuous Pageant
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"Twayne",
I believe you left out a few things. Like they should be technically
competent. And they should be here to help other people.
But, not knowing those that, I guess that's why you're here wasting
everyone's time. And making a fool of yourself.
Milt
"Twayne" wrote:
[Quoted Text] > lol, NOW I know where the other MVPs must be listed! This was just too
> funny to resist posting. Sorry, I can't give you the URL; others say
> that would be spamming and I must not spam.
> It is funny, though. And you can find it easily with Google; I just
> checked. I apologize in advance because I know it'll really irk a few
> of you, but ... the rest of you enjoy:
>
> "M.V.P. Rules and Regulations
>
> 1.. Must be female between the ages of 18 - 35
>
> 2.. Must be a legal resident of the United States
>
> 3.. There will be no refunds given under any circumstances
>
> 4.. Delegates will not hold the pageant, hotel, or church Affiliated
> sponsors, liable for any illness or injury incurred while attending the
> pageant or during her reign
>
> 5.. The judges decisions are final
>
> 6.. Delegates must be a current member in good standing with a Christ
> centered church
>
> 7.. All delegates must submit a character reference letter from their
> pastor or clergy member at the time of interview to determine
> qualification
>
> 8.. Delegates agree to represent MVP, their affiliates and sponsors
> with the highest moral character and certify that they have not been
> convicted of any felonies and shall not engage in any illegal, immoral,
> unpartisan, or unethical behavior. Such conduct will result in
> disqualification and/or revocation of title and prizes
>
> 9.. All delegates must confess a personal relationship with Jesus
> Christ as Lord and Savior
>
> 10.. Delegates who are currently married must not be separated or
> divorced at any time during her reign
>
> 11.. Unmarried delegates may not be pregnant at any time in the year
> in which the application process, competition or reign as a titleholder
> or queen
>
> 12.. Delegates must give full permission to MVP to use photographs and
> other materials for promotional purposes including online promotional
> purposes
>
> 13.. All title holders must present themselves as a living testimony
> of Christ likeness, as an example before others
>
> 14.. You are not a "Beauty Queen" and therefore the Crown/Title is not
> as important as the honor of Evangelism to reach, teach, and share your
> testimony to your community and the world
>
> 15.. Representing the Lord through your title
>
> 16.. All delegates must complete the duties and responsibilities of
> the title by fulfilling the mission of the pageant to recruit
> contestants, seek supporters and sponsors, and promote their titles
>
> 17.. . Delegates grant MVP executive board members permission to
> conduct a thorough background check
>
> 18.. . Delegates must understand that if you win the pageant you are
> ineligible to re-enter this pageant"
>
> From:
>
> Ms Virtuous Pageant
>
>
>
>
>
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"Milt" <Milt[ at ]discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:B833F3A4-AED1-45A5-B07D-1DD62C95E5FB[ at ]microsoft.com...
[Quoted Text] > "Twayne",
>
> I believe you left out a few things. Like they should be technically
> competent. And they should be here to help other people.
>
> But, not knowing those that, I guess that's why you're here wasting
> everyone's time. And making a fool of yourself.
>
> Milt
>
>
> "Twayne" wrote:
>
>> lol, NOW I know where the other MVPs must be listed! This was just too
>> funny to resist posting. Sorry, I can't give you the URL; others say
>> that would be spamming and I must not spam.
>> It is funny, though. And you can find it easily with Google; I just
>> checked. I apologize in advance because I know it'll really irk a few
>> of you, but ... the rest of you enjoy:
>>
>> "M.V.P. Rules and Regulations
>>
>> 1.. Must be female between the ages of 18 - 35
>>
>> 2.. Must be a legal resident of the United States
>>
>> 3.. There will be no refunds given under any circumstances
>>
>> 4.. Delegates will not hold the pageant, hotel, or church Affiliated
>> sponsors, liable for any illness or injury incurred while attending the
>> pageant or during her reign
>>
>> 5.. The judges decisions are final
>>
>> 6.. Delegates must be a current member in good standing with a Christ
>> centered church
>>
>> 7.. All delegates must submit a character reference letter from their
>> pastor or clergy member at the time of interview to determine
>> qualification
>>
>> 8.. Delegates agree to represent MVP, their affiliates and sponsors
>> with the highest moral character and certify that they have not been
>> convicted of any felonies and shall not engage in any illegal, immoral,
>> unpartisan, or unethical behavior. Such conduct will result in
>> disqualification and/or revocation of title and prizes
>>
>> 9.. All delegates must confess a personal relationship with Jesus
>> Christ as Lord and Savior
>>
>> 10.. Delegates who are currently married must not be separated or
>> divorced at any time during her reign
>>
>> 11.. Unmarried delegates may not be pregnant at any time in the year
>> in which the application process, competition or reign as a titleholder
>> or queen
>>
>> 12.. Delegates must give full permission to MVP to use photographs and
>> other materials for promotional purposes including online promotional
>> purposes
>>
>> 13.. All title holders must present themselves as a living testimony
>> of Christ likeness, as an example before others
>>
>> 14.. You are not a "Beauty Queen" and therefore the Crown/Title is not
>> as important as the honor of Evangelism to reach, teach, and share your
>> testimony to your community and the world
>>
>> 15.. Representing the Lord through your title
>>
>> 16.. All delegates must complete the duties and responsibilities of
>> the title by fulfilling the mission of the pageant to recruit
>> contestants, seek supporters and sponsors, and promote their titles
>>
>> 17.. . Delegates grant MVP executive board members permission to
>> conduct a thorough background check
>>
>> 18.. . Delegates must understand that if you win the pageant you are
>> ineligible to re-enter this pageant"
>>
>> From:
>>
>> Ms Virtuous Pageant
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
Twayne, humour directed against Microsoft's MVP program is one thing, but
you are also mocking Christianity. That act in itself is offensive, besides
having no place in this newsgroup. If I hadn't already plonked you, I
certainly would now.
As for "I apologize in advance because I know it'll really irk a few of
you..." - it can't be a sincere apology if you offer it in advance. If you
felt there was something to genuinely offer apologies for, you simply
wouldn't then go ahead and do it.
*plonk^plonk*
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Twayne, now you've upset the teenagers again; but funny.
Me thinks your sense of humor borders on the mischievous. ;-)
('found the site)
--
Don - Windows XP Pro® SP 3
Vancouver, USA
"Twayne" <nobody[ at ]devnull.spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:OsR01Y6PJHA.728[ at ]TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
[Quoted Text] > lol, NOW I know where the other MVPs must be listed! This was just too
> funny to resist posting. Sorry, I can't give you the URL; others say that
> would be spamming and I must not spam.
> It is funny, though. And you can find it easily with Google; I just
> checked. I apologize in advance because I know it'll really irk a few of
> you, but ... the rest of you enjoy:
>
> "M.V.P. Rules and Regulations
>
> 1.. Must be female between the ages of 18 - 35
>
> 2.. Must be a legal resident of the United States
>
> 3.. There will be no refunds given under any circumstances
>
> 4.. Delegates will not hold the pageant, hotel, or church Affiliated
> sponsors, liable for any illness or injury incurred while attending the
> pageant or during her reign
>
> 5.. The judges decisions are final
>
> 6.. Delegates must be a current member in good standing with a Christ
> centered church
>
> 7.. All delegates must submit a character reference letter from their
> pastor or clergy member at the time of interview to determine
> qualification
>
> 8.. Delegates agree to represent MVP, their affiliates and sponsors with
> the highest moral character and certify that they have not been convicted
> of any felonies and shall not engage in any illegal, immoral, unpartisan,
> or unethical behavior. Such conduct will result in disqualification and/or
> revocation of title and prizes
>
> 9.. All delegates must confess a personal relationship with Jesus Christ
> as Lord and Savior
>
> 10.. Delegates who are currently married must not be separated or
> divorced at any time during her reign
>
> 11.. Unmarried delegates may not be pregnant at any time in the year in
> which the application process, competition or reign as a titleholder or
> queen
>
> 12.. Delegates must give full permission to MVP to use photographs and
> other materials for promotional purposes including online promotional
> purposes
>
> 13.. All title holders must present themselves as a living testimony of
> Christ likeness, as an example before others
>
> 14.. You are not a "Beauty Queen" and therefore the Crown/Title is not as
> important as the honor of Evangelism to reach, teach, and share your
> testimony to your community and the world
>
> 15.. Representing the Lord through your title
>
> 16.. All delegates must complete the duties and responsibilities of the
> title by fulfilling the mission of the pageant to recruit contestants,
> seek supporters and sponsors, and promote their titles
>
> 17.. . Delegates grant MVP executive board members permission to conduct
> a thorough background check
>
> 18.. . Delegates must understand that if you win the pageant you are
> ineligible to re-enter this pageant"
>
> From:
>
> Ms Virtuous Pageant
>
>
>
>
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If you just Google "M.V.P. Rules and Regulations", ther are some good ones
there!
--
Mad Mike
"Twayne" wrote:
[Quoted Text] > lol, NOW I know where the other MVPs must be listed! This was just too
> funny to resist posting. Sorry, I can't give you the URL; others say
> that would be spamming and I must not spam.
> It is funny, though. And you can find it easily with Google; I just
> checked. I apologize in advance because I know it'll really irk a few
> of you, but ... the rest of you enjoy:
>
> "M.V.P. Rules and Regulations
>
> 1.. Must be female between the ages of 18 - 35
>
> 2.. Must be a legal resident of the United States
>
> 3.. There will be no refunds given under any circumstances
>
> 4.. Delegates will not hold the pageant, hotel, or church Affiliated
> sponsors, liable for any illness or injury incurred while attending the
> pageant or during her reign
>
> 5.. The judges decisions are final
>
> 6.. Delegates must be a current member in good standing with a Christ
> centered church
>
> 7.. All delegates must submit a character reference letter from their
> pastor or clergy member at the time of interview to determine
> qualification
>
> 8.. Delegates agree to represent MVP, their affiliates and sponsors
> with the highest moral character and certify that they have not been
> convicted of any felonies and shall not engage in any illegal, immoral,
> unpartisan, or unethical behavior. Such conduct will result in
> disqualification and/or revocation of title and prizes
>
> 9.. All delegates must confess a personal relationship with Jesus
> Christ as Lord and Savior
>
> 10.. Delegates who are currently married must not be separated or
> divorced at any time during her reign
>
> 11.. Unmarried delegates may not be pregnant at any time in the year
> in which the application process, competition or reign as a titleholder
> or queen
>
> 12.. Delegates must give full permission to MVP to use photographs and
> other materials for promotional purposes including online promotional
> purposes
>
> 13.. All title holders must present themselves as a living testimony
> of Christ likeness, as an example before others
>
> 14.. You are not a "Beauty Queen" and therefore the Crown/Title is not
> as important as the honor of Evangelism to reach, teach, and share your
> testimony to your community and the world
>
> 15.. Representing the Lord through your title
>
> 16.. All delegates must complete the duties and responsibilities of
> the title by fulfilling the mission of the pageant to recruit
> contestants, seek supporters and sponsors, and promote their titles
>
> 17.. . Delegates grant MVP executive board members permission to
> conduct a thorough background check
>
> 18.. . Delegates must understand that if you win the pageant you are
> ineligible to re-enter this pageant"
>
> From:
>
> Ms Virtuous Pageant
>
>
>
>
>
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